Enough about me. Let's talk about pilots. Just like demographics where the majority middle-class separates upper and lower, the commercial cockpit crew generally falls into three categories: MARRIED with CHILDREN Most pilots can be categorized in a nondescript "Married with Children" kind of …
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First Class Upgrades
The Gloop family is flying First Class to Orange County today. She wedges herself into the first class window seat as if it's a fifth grade desk instead of a double-wide. He squeezes in next to her with a nod, an unspoken agreement between us. I slip the seat-belt extension into his palm like a …
Plaid Dad
It can't be. It is. Plaid Dad... Fabulique Chocolat is looking at me like she wants to slap me. This girl is head to toe glam. She walks into a room and the lights dim, the disco ball drops and the shine is on. Even her name-tag looks like bling. Now I know how it sounds-- As if every flight …