It can't be. It is. Plaid Dad... Fabulique Chocolat is looking at me like she wants to slap me. This girl is head to toe glam. She walks into a room and the lights dim, the disco ball drops and the shine is on. Even her name-tag looks like bling. Now I know how it sounds-- As if every flight …
funny flight attendant stories
Surfing On The Rocks
Surfing was the only reason I bid to work a Maui flight but first? Passengers. And Maui passengers are like cruise boat tourists. There was a woman on my flight this morning, more than a little overweight, scraggly gray hair and snaggle-toothed. She did, in fact, remind me of the witch I just …