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First Class Upgrades

The Gloop family is flying First Class to Orange County today. She wedges herself into the first class window seat as if it's a fifth grade desk instead of a double-wide. He squeezes in next to her with a nod, an unspoken agreement between us. I slip the seat-belt extension into his palm like a …

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Flying and Black Friday

The airline industry doesn't corner the market on crazy. How about Black Friday? Witnessing human behavior on this day is the most convincing evidence yet supporting the theory that we evolved from primates. It's like watching monkeys fight over a banana. Perhaps evolved is the wrong word. …

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Disturbing Behaviors

Forget the glamor. When you spend half your life enclosed in a pressurized tube with complete strangers, you're going to be exposed to some disturbing behaviors. There's no way around it. And... ACTION Ms. Fabulique Chocolat addresses the middle-aged woman before us. "What's the matter, …

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Previous Posts

  • Rollin’ with Sasquatch

  • Birthdays & Baby Werewolves

  • Radiation and Elephant Ears

  • 24 Hours Unplugged

  • Transformation: Never a straight line

  • Transformation: The art of letting go

  • The New Normal

  • Human spirit – our ultimate weapon

  • Hell Week

  • How ya like me now?

  • GI Jane, Cancer & Coronavirus

  • Cancer? You got the wrong girl, doc

  • Secrets Flight Attendants Know: #5 The Secret Handshake

  • Secrets Flight Attendants Know: #4 How To Travel First Class

  • Secrets Flight Attendants Know: #3 Mile High Club

  • 5 Secrets Flight Attendants Know: #2 Diners and Diapers

  • 5 Secrets Flight Attendants Know: #1 Water at 40,000′

  • Midnight in the Garden of Eden

  • The RED Eye Series: Russia X

  • The RED Eye Series: Russia IX

  • The RED Eye Series: Russia VIII

  • The RED Eye Series: Russia VII

  • The RED Eye Series: Russia VI

  • The RED Eye Series: Russia V

  • The RED Eye Series: Russia IV

  • The Red Eye Series: Russia III

  • The Red Eye Series: Russia II

  • The RED Eye Series: Russia

  • Happy %$@!! Valentine’s Day

  • My Life is Your Vacation

  • Living in the Shadows

  • Feel Better

  • The Place Where Dreams Come to Die

  • Childhood Has Become a Bad Cliche

  • Secrets of The Graveyard Shift

  • The Fun in Holiday Dysfunction

  • Social Media Dating

  • Profiling

  • Fashion In Flight

  • Cockpit Curiousity

  • A Holly Jolly Flight

  • Surfing, Dating & Dog Curtains

  • First Class Upgrades

  • Flying and Black Friday

  • Disturbing Behaviors

  • Plaid Dad

  • Club 737

  • Sexless in Seattle

  • Surfin’ Solo

  • Surfing On The Rocks

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