Enough about me. Let’s talk about pilots.
Just like demographics where the majority middle-class separates upper and lower, pilots generally fall into three categories...
I had to fly on Christmas Eve. Thankfully we weren't full so I sat in the last row of open seats in coach, put my feet up on the armrests and ate chocolates in front of small children passing by.
I once heard that surfing is 90% paddling, 8% wiping out and 2% fun. About the same odds as dating. You might wonder, what kind of moron takes up a sport like this? Right here.