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Plaid Dad

It can't be. It is. Plaid Dad... Fabulique Chocolat is looking at me like she wants to slap me. This girl is head to toe glam. She walks into a room and the lights dim, the disco ball drops and the shine is on. Even her name-tag looks like bling. Now I know how it sounds-- As if every flight …

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Club 737

I'm waking up in a cinder-block room today. Every muscle in my body aches. Where am I? I sit upright amidst a billow of white down pillows and quilted comforters. Multi-colored cylindrical lamps with crepe fabric hang next to my thumping head. I fall back. The cinder-block is actually quite …

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Sexless in Seattle

It's pouring outside. Not Seattle style drizzle but the type of cloudburst that is going to crystallize into hail any minute. Last time this happened in my little corner of SoCal, I raced out into it concerned only about saving a few bucks on BMW dent removal and got pinged squarely on a middle …

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Previous Posts

  • Rollin’ with Sasquatch

  • Birthdays & Baby Werewolves

  • Radiation and Elephant Ears

  • 24 Hours Unplugged

  • Transformation: Never a straight line

  • Transformation: The art of letting go

  • The New Normal

  • Human spirit – our ultimate weapon

  • Hell Week

  • How ya like me now?

  • GI Jane, Cancer & Coronavirus

  • Cancer? You got the wrong girl, doc

  • Secrets Flight Attendants Know: #5 The Secret Handshake

  • Secrets Flight Attendants Know: #4 How To Travel First Class

  • Secrets Flight Attendants Know: #3 Mile High Club

  • 5 Secrets Flight Attendants Know: #2 Diners and Diapers

  • 5 Secrets Flight Attendants Know: #1 Water at 40,000′

  • Midnight in the Garden of Eden

  • The RED Eye Series: Russia X

  • The RED Eye Series: Russia IX

  • The RED Eye Series: Russia VIII

  • The RED Eye Series: Russia VII

  • The RED Eye Series: Russia VI

  • The RED Eye Series: Russia V

  • The RED Eye Series: Russia IV

  • The Red Eye Series: Russia III

  • The Red Eye Series: Russia II

  • The RED Eye Series: Russia

  • Happy %$@!! Valentine’s Day

  • My Life is Your Vacation

  • Living in the Shadows

  • Feel Better

  • The Place Where Dreams Come to Die

  • Childhood Has Become a Bad Cliche

  • Secrets of The Graveyard Shift

  • The Fun in Holiday Dysfunction

  • Social Media Dating

  • Profiling

  • Fashion In Flight

  • Cockpit Curiousity

  • A Holly Jolly Flight

  • Surfing, Dating & Dog Curtains

  • First Class Upgrades

  • Flying and Black Friday

  • Disturbing Behaviors

  • Plaid Dad

  • Club 737

  • Surfin’ Solo

  • Surfing On The Rocks

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