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Cockpit Curiousity

Enough about me. Let's talk about pilots. Just like demographics where the majority middle-class separates upper and lower, the commercial cockpit crew generally falls into three categories: MARRIED with CHILDREN Most pilots can be categorized in a nondescript "Married with Children" kind of …

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A Holly Jolly Flight

I had to fly on Christmas Eve. Thankfully we weren't full so I sat in the last row of open seats in coach, put my feet up on the armrests and ate Christmas chocolates in front of small children passing by. *DING*  I lean across the aisle to my co-worker, Tori. "That one is yours." BAD FLIGHT …

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Surfing, Dating & Dog Curtains

I once heard that surfing is 90% paddling, 8% wiping out and 2% fun. About the same odds as dating. You might wonder, what kind of moron takes up a sport like this? Right here. Paddle out. Turtle! Duck dive! Paddle for the wave, miss the wave, paddle back out, paddle for the wave, catch the …

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  • Happy %$@!! Valentine’s Day

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  • Living in the Shadows

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  • The Place Where Dreams Come to Die

  • Childhood Has Become a Bad Cliche

  • Secrets of The Graveyard Shift

  • The Fun in Holiday Dysfunction

  • Social Media Dating

  • Profiling

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  • A Holly Jolly Flight

  • First Class Upgrades

  • Flying and Black Friday

  • Disturbing Behaviors

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  • Sexless in Seattle

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